What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 01:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Important scientific finding confirms ancient biblical events - The Brighter Side of News

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How can I move on from my ex?

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

How do you complete “Ciao bell'uomo, come stai oggi, buongiorno signore, sono Jennifer Rose Louis, come ti chiami”?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

Grooming gang victims' concerns weren't dismissed, Reeves says - BBC

Nuts and Butts

No way

No go.

Satellite Footage Captures Mysterious Structure That Looks Like Human Lips - Indian Defence Review

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Cold Sore Virus You’ve Been Ignoring Hijacks Your DNA’s Structure in 3D—But Scientists Just Found its Fatal Flaw - The Daily Galaxy

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

share office space ...

How are retailers finding success in offering "pre-tariff" sales promotions?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So they tried

How can consumers verify the power claims of light therapy devices?

Catatonics & High Colonics

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Freaks and Cheeks

Baker Hughes Announces Sale of Precision Sensors & Instrumentation Product Line to Crane Company - Baker Hughes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Hysterias & Posteriors

Vice President JD Vance Weighs in on Trey Hendrickson's Future, Contract Talks With Cincinnati Bengals - Sports Illustrated

Then came..

They put up a sign reading

Next, they tried...

Hunter Dobbins Has Last Laugh In War Of Words With Yankees - NESN

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...